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/* Windowssource code */

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 2000
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big 1600000;

void main()
{

while(!CRASHED)

{

display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)

{

make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();
hang_system();

}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */


if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt);

else

system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",

O_CREATE);

while(something)

{

sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);

}

create_general_protection_fault();

}